YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO FIND THIS.

she knows

You weren't supposed to find this.

ISABEL
IRENE

Fortune Teller · Hypnotist · Life Coach · Professional Weird Person

Choose your fateor just pull a card ↓

Readings $40 · Hypnosis $40 · 45 minutes

Isabel Irene standing on a rooftop in a black dress

watch this first — it’s short

THE FILM DROPS SOON

isabel is in the studio. check back tomorrow.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE UNIVERSE HAS TO SAY.

Pick a card. Don't overthink it.

Interesting…

Want me to look deeper?

Get a real reading — $40

The cards above are for fun. A real reading is forty-five minutes of Isabel actually paying attention to you.

SO… WHAT THE FUCK BROUGHT YOU HERE?

I NEED ANSWERS

Fortune Telling

Got a question you can't stop thinking about? Let's see what the cards have to say.

$40 · 45 MINUTES

Show me

I NEED TO CHANGE

Hypnosis

Ready to get inside your own head? Let's see what happens.

$40 · 45 MINUTES

Let's do it

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

Life Coaching

Sometimes you don't need another sign. You need a plan.

PRICE COMING SOON

I need a plan

WHO THE HELL IS ISABEL?

Isabel Irene in a museum hall
she's normal. probably.

Isabel is an actress, performer and creator who has built a community around being unapologetically strange, creative and herself.

(that's the polite version. the rest is on the internet.)

Isabel Irene, rooftop
  • fortune teller
  • hypnotist
  • life coach
  • professional weird person

shuffle them, go on

Experience I

FORTUNE TELLING

$40

45 minutes

Got a question you can't stop thinking about?
Let's see what the cards have to say.

Book a reading — $40

For entertainment. No guarantees about the universe.

Experience II

HYPNOSIS

$40

45 minutes

Ready to get inside your own head?
Let's see what happens.

Book hypnosis — $40

A guided personal-development experience. Not therapy, not medical treatment, not a cure for anything.

Stare at this for a second.

Yeah.

That's the point.

Experience III

LIFE COACHING

PRICE COMING SOON

Sometimes you don't need another sign.
You need a plan.

Learn moredetails coming soon

Practical, personal-development conversations. Not therapy or clinical care.

the actual plan:

  • figure out the thing
  • stop rehearsing the conversation
  • one email. that's it.
  • the plan does not have to be good yet

wait for a sign

PEOPLE WHO LET ME LOOK AT THEIR LIVES.

turn one over.

Placeholder testimonials while real ones are collected.

you're on the list now

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY WEIRD ONE.

There's a whole room of people already in here — watching Isabel's stuff, making things, arguing about tarot at 2am, playing games that shouldn't work and somehow do.

Join the communitydiscord invite coming soon

Document 03 · community operations

I'M ALSO ORGANIZING A VAMPIRE HUNT.

A live game where Vampires hunt, Hunters protect, and Food tries to survive.

  • ROLE 01 — VAMPIRE · ████████ after dark
  • ROLE 02 — HUNTER · holds the ██████
  • ROLE 03 — FOOD · good luck

Runs live with the community. No, I'm not explaining the rules here.

I want to playgame link coming soon

you can blow it out. i dare you.

YOU FOUND IT.
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?

Book something strangeor just come lurkdiscord invite coming soon